There Is No Dog
There Is No Dog Chapter 22 Summary
- Bob is still trying to figure out how to get into Lucy's pants when his mom shows up.
- She's actually trying to be a mom for once, telling him that he's not allowed to go out with Lucy because, well, he could end up killing everyone on earth in the process.
- Bob is not too excited about this idea and the whole chapter ends with him throwing a hissy fit because he thinks he's been an awesome God.
- His mom has to break it to him that he wasn't really the best man-boy for the job; he was just the only one conveniently available.