There Is No Dog Chapter 5 Summary

It is breakfast time over at God's house. Mr. B is having his healthy breakfast as recommended by the FDA food plate, while Bob's breakfast is half a box of chocolaty cereal.
Not quite as healthy; way more delicious.
We learn that Bob has a pet, the Eck, who is described as a cross between a penguin and an anteater.
While everyone else is eating, Bob is having erotic dream about Lucy. (Yeah, gross.)
When he finally wakes up at noon, he whines about how he hasn't gotten into bed with Lucy yet and wants Mr. B to make her like him.
No go. Bob realizes that he has to go to the zoo all alone, but he doesn't even know how to get in. More whining. Mr. B ignores him (good plan), and then tells him to buy a ticket and get over himself. Totally unfair.