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There Is No Dog

There Is No Dog


by Meg Rosoff

There Is No Dog: Quotes (What Was Said) True or False

1. Who says, "I come from a galaxy about four hundred million light-years away, and came here ages ago when the job of supreme Godhead was unexpectedly offered to me? " -> Mr. B
2. Who thinks, " I am the one who bullies and prods, who cajoles and begs and pleads?" -> Mr. B
3. Who is Mr. B describing here: "She's just a garden-variety God-bothering professional virgin?" -> Skype
4. Who says, "You don't deserve the loyalty of an Eck. You deserve nothing." -> Estelle
5. Who says, "That's no way to talk to your loving mother. You're getting on now, darling; it's time you learned a little respect." -> Mona