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Your Field Guide to Spotting Theseus

To chill with this famous slayer of the Minotaur, you'll have to head down to the Land of the Dead; more specifically, the Elysian Islands, where the honored dead are supposed to hang out. Theseus is probably down there drinking margaritas with Jason, Perseus, Achilles, and all his other Greek bros. It might be tough to tell him apart from his hero buddies, though. After all, most of them look pretty similar: tall, young, and ripped. Yep, Theseus fits right in with all the mega-jocks of ancient Greece.

Sex: Male
Age: Prefers to think of himself as a young man
Build: Super muscular
Complexion: Tan
Hair Color: Brown
Facial Hair: Clean shaven
Scars/marks/tattoos: Battle scars (the ladies love 'em)
Jewelry and accessories: The crown of Athens (until it got taken away)
Clothing: Only the finest robes
Armor: Yep, and it's bright and shiny
Type of Weapon: Sword, spear, knife

Typical Companions:

Ariadne (until he ditched her on an island, that is)
Hippolyta (oh, until he gave her the boot, to…)
Phaedra (until she fell in love with Theseus's son and killed herself)
Pirithous (this one didn't end well either)

Known Hangouts: 

Athens
Crete (For a brief Minotaur-hunting trip)
Elysium

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