The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman Book 2, Chapter 9 Summary
Shmoopers, meet Dr. Slop. He's about four and a half feet tall, very round, and he's heading fast in the direction of Shandy Hall on a small, struggling pony. In the opposite direction, Obadiah is galloping on a horse big enough to pull a coach.
Sensing disaster, Dr. Slop abandons ship. He flings himself off the pony directly into a pit of mud, but that's not enough: Obadiah is galloping so fast that he has to bring his horse three times around before it stops.
By the end, Dr. Slop looks like he's been naked mud wrestling on the best Spring Break ever.