From 11:00PM PDT on Friday, July 1 until 5:00AM PDT on Saturday, July 2, the Shmoop engineering elves will be making tweaks and improvements to the site. That means Shmoop will be unavailable for use during that time. Thanks for your patience!
It's all quiet on the western front upstairs, but someone's banging around in the kitchen. It's Dr. Slop, making a bridge. You might be a little confused, and that's fine—to understand this incident properly, you have to get some backstory about Trim.