Waiting for Godot
Two thieves, crucified at the same time as our Saviour. One—
Our Saviour. Two thieves. One is supposed to have been saved and the other . . . (he searches for the contrary of saved) . . . damned. (1.62-64)
He does not move. (1.67)
Who believes him?
Everybody. It's the only version they know.
People are bloody ignorant apes. (1.87-89)