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Hey, what do you know – Boris really is in town to find a rich wife. He’s been kind of wishy-washy picking between Julie and Marya, but Marya is so beaten down and hard to approach that he’s going with Julie.
Julie is 27, kind of old to be getting married at the time. She’s hideous (but convinced that she’s beautiful) and a total fake. Because she’s rich, lots of guys come to hang out at her house. She thinks this is because she’s so desirable.
She’s also really emo, acting depressed and talking about death.
Boris goes with this, writing poetry about death and gloom in her quote book.
Julie is clearly ready to say yes whenever he gets around to asking her. But even though he is courting her, he finds her repellent.
Meanwhile, Boris’s mom is putting the screws to him to propose already before somebody else does. He’s not the only man out there willing to sell himself.
But Boris won’t pull the trigger.
Finally, Julie gets tired of waiting and goes for the oldest trick in the book: she makes Boris feel jealous by pretending to be with someone else.
And hey, would you believe it, it works perfectly.
He proposes, she accepts, and the wedding plans are under way.