We know what you're thinking. You want the zombie apocalypse to hit because it means you'll never have to deal with another election season again. While we feel for you, we now know the truth thanks to World War Z: politics will be just as, if not more, important when the undead finally rise from their graves. Granted, it'll be the failures of a corrupted government and inefficient bureaucracy that'll lead to the zombie apocalypse in the first place. But then we as a people will have to start taking responsibility for the government's failings and change the bureaucratic problems rather than simply blaming others. (But … isn't that the point of bureaucracy?) Only then will we score the triple win of beating the zombies, fixing—some—of the political machine, and ending the political bumper sticker business once and for all.