Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now! Summary
How It All Goes Down
The Narrator informs Marvin K. Mooney that it's time to go, but Mooney will have none of it. He's staying. To stress just how badly Marvin needs to scram, the Narrator imagines all sorts of inventive ways for Marvin to git, including mailing himself and shooting himself from a cannon. Marvin leaves in the end.