- In a huge act of rebellion, Link turned in all of his final exams blank.
- It makes their mom cry—she says it's hostile—and since their dad is in Europe, they're trying to get ahold of him to tell him the bad news.
- Link says it's about futility; he knows everything he studied throughout the year, and his teachers know he knows, so why should he have to prove that he knows it?
- He also quit Maths for Freaks… way back in the fall. His dad is going to be destroyed when he finds out.
- Link's been taking piano lessons instead, though; he took over James's lessons. Wow.
- Link invites Ellen to his recital on Sunday.