- On Monday, there is much prom gossip. Apparently, there was massive prom drama. At least nobody died this year.
- Heather's prom decorations were awful, which is probably why she isn't at school.
- Rachel is doing just fine though.
- Andy Evans tried to dirty dance her at the prom and she almost slapped him.
- Andy got drunk and slept with his face in a bowl of dip.
- Rachel gave Andy back all his gifts, but in the form of ashes.
- Andy's friends think he's a joke.
- Only two more weeks and school is out.
- Melinda hopes that adulthood is worth the torture of high school.