Argus

Argus

Argus Panoptes
Argos
The All Seeing
That dude with the eyes all over his body

Male

Underworld

Monster Slayer
Servant of Hera
Watchman

Hera's School of Doing What She Says

Hera should kick Zeus to the curb

None

Hera (People talk a lot of junk about her, but my mistress always stood by me.)

Single

Land of the Giants
Hell on Wheels
The Wire

"Surrounding yourself with dwarfs does not make you a giant."
– Yiddish Proverb

"Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watching you"
– The Police (yeah, it's creepy, I know)

"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants."
– Isaac Newton

"Gigantic! Gigantic! Gigantic! A big big love!"
– The Pixies

"Getting your head chopped off while you're sleeping majorly sucks."
– Argus

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead by Tom Stoppard (Life really is this absurd.)
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Beowulf (Beowulf isn't the only monster slayer around—I totally took out Echidna.)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith
"I felt a Funeral, in my Brain" by Emily Dickinson
"The Murders in the Rue Morgue" by Edgar Allan Poe
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (I wish I could've survived having my head cut off like the Green Knight.)
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers
"Lullaby" by W.H. Auden (Much better than the lullaby Hermes played to put me to sleep.)

These Eyes by The Guess Who
Wide Awake by Katy Perry (I wish I'd been wide awake right before Hermes cut my head off. Blah.)
The Argus by Ween (Kind of my theme song.)
I Can See Clearly Now by Jimmy Cliff
Every Breath You Take by The Police (I'm always watching everybody since I'm covered with eyes.)
Gigantic by The Pixies (Yeah, this song is on every giant's fave playlist.)
Smoke Gets in Your Eyes by The Platters (It really sucks when this happens to me. My whole body cries.)
The Outsider by Argus (When this band hit the scene, everybody kept asking me if I'd released an album, so I had to check them out.)

The Avengers (I could totally be one of these guys.)
The Watch
City Slickers (A film that proves that herding cattle is harder than it looks.)
King Kong
Watchmen
The Iron Giant
Godzilla
Jack the Giant Killer (Though I do find this subject matter disturbing.)

Cheeseburgers
Andre the Giant
The Jolly Green Giant
Lens Crafters

Gigantism
Optometry

The Federation of Giants
We're Not Monsters
Andre the Giant Fan Club