Tired of ads?
Join today and never see them again.
Advertisement - Guide continues below
What Bes lacks in height, he makes up for in pure charisma. Bes is the Egyptian dwarf god, and he's also the Father of Fertility, the Frightener-Off of Fiends, and the Master of Memorable Music. When he gets going into a good groove, Bes will shake his lion's mane-esque beard like there's no tomorrow. When he needs to protect women and children, though, Bes is all business, sticking his tongue out in a fierce pose to scare off demons.
Name |
Bes |
Nickname |
Bessy, Big B |
Sex |
Male |
Current city |
I live all over. I can't remember where I was born—it might've been in Nubia—but since then, I hang out in all sorts of places to protect the families that worship me. |
Occupation |
Protector of families and women in childbirth; god of dwarves, luck, and prosperity. I scare off bad spirits and dangerous animals from babies and other helpless things. |
Education |
I learned from the gods how to protect those pesky humans. |
Political views |
I'm campaigner-in-chief for Ra as king of the gods. |
Parents |
My parents live back in Nubia |
Siblings |
None |
Children |
Nope |
Friends |
Hathor (we like to boogie together) and Taweret |
Enemies |
Any evil spirits trying to harm pregnant women |
Relationship status |
It's complicated with Beset (my female counterpart) and my business partner, Taweret |
Interested in |
Ladies of all statures |
TV Shows |
Luck |
Quotations |
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height." |
Books |
Aeneid by Virgil |
Music |
Dancing in the Street by Martha and the Valuables |
Movies |
The Business of Being Born |
Likes |
Drums |
Interests |
Dance anthropology |
Groups |
Dance is My Life |
Join today and never see them again.
Please Wait...