Hathor is the empress of Egypt, the queen bee of its ancient pantheon. Strolling around the land of the Nile with her cow-horned headdress, Hathor rules with a scented scepter over the realms of women, love, beauty, and more. You can find her wobbling after her Festival of Drunkenness, lifting her skirt to make her dad laugh, or staring at her flawless face in a mirror.
Eye of Re, Lady of the Sycamore, my favorite tree, Lady of the West
Dendera or Memphis
Work & Education
So many jobs, so little time:
I give life to humans with the ankh, symbol of life. Viva Hathor! I'm the goddess of women, fertility, and cows. I'm Horus's mama or nurse. Our mythology's so mixed up that I can't remember. I've the goddess of love and beauty. And I'm a hottie to boot. I help the dead by giving them food and drink. You should help everyone—even those six feet under. I am the goddess of the night sky and the stars.
I learned on the job from the best of the best: Re, Osiris, and the whole pantheon.
My dad's the king of the gods… absolute monarchies all the way!
Family & Friends (& Enemies)
Ra, god of the sun
Shu and Tefnut
Some people say I'm Horus's mother, but my two main kids are Ihy and Harsomtus.
Anything that gets the party going, obvs. Tik Tok by Ke$ha (The party don't stop!) Last Dance by Donna Summer (My first dance was before I could walk. I haven't done my last one yet.) Love Drunk by Boys Like Girls (This is me every night. In love and tipsy.) Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO (If this is the anthem, then I'm the "Party Rock.") Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) by Beyoncé (Horus liked it and put a ring on it.) Stayin' Alive by The Bee Gees (I'm a goddess, so I can't help but stay alive.) Just Dance by Lady Gaga (This is my motto.) Lock You Down by Mya (Ladies, get a good man!)
Gone with the Wind (Most romantic tale ever.) The Hangover (This is me every Sunday morning.) Superbad (Who doesn't love high school boys crushing on girls?) West Side Story (Gangs and love… danger and romance make a deadly combination.) Cleopatra (One of my favorite queens played by one of my favorite actresses, Elizabeth Taylor.) Grease (Best musical since I performed in front of the gods last millennium. You're the one that I want!) Singin' in the Rain (You can also sing during the Nile flood.) Chicago (Roxie Hart doesn't have anything on me.)