Study Guide

Hatmehit - Flirts Anonymous

Flirts Anonymous

Sometimes it's hard to be married to, or going steady with, a deity that's flirting all the time. These gods and goddesses all know what it's like to have a partner with wandering eyes (or wandering other parts in some cases). Hatmehit doesn't seem to mind when Banebdjed flirts with other goddesses, but she has plenty of sympathy for her friends whose partners are less nice about it.

Hera (Juno)

After about a month, all the deities in the club voted for Hera to be club president. And why not? Her husband Zeus, the king of Olympus and the head of the Greek gods, has a different mistress pretty much every day. Everybody felt sorry for Hera… well, until she started punishing the mortals Zeus ran off with. Now they're all nervous around her.

Hephaestus (Vulcan)

How could you cheat on the strongest god in Greece? We're not sure, but Aphrodite's managed to embarrass poor Hephaestus more than once with her beautiful, fierce boy-toy, Ares. Hephaestus keeps forgiving her, though, and making her beautiful jewelry. Hatmehit thinks Aphrodite's just using Hephaestus, but he's too nice to listen.

Sif

Sif's beautiful, talented, and married to the beautiful and talented Thor of Asgard. But this Norse hottie is also being cheated on—Thor even has a baby mama, the giantess Jarnsaxa. He keeps blaming his affairs on drinking and/or Loki, but one of these days, Sif's going to borrow Thor's hammer and clock him upside the head with it. Mark our words.

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