This was written way after my time, but I probably supplied the info that went into this Medicine 101 document. It tells docs how to treat injuries, but it also talks about more complicated—and gross—maladies.
Now that I'm a god, people pray all the time to my majesty. What can I say? The people love me. Anyway, this particular hymn is inscribed on the temple of my sometimes-dad, Ptah, at Karnak, and it tells about all the great gifts the locals give me.
Thoth and I are buddies—we both love to read and write—and in his big book, I talk about my own festival, since Thoth's get plenty of face time. Yes, technically I am his servant, but I prefer to say that I've learned a ton from him over the years.