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If you combined the likes of Cate Blanchett, Kat Dennings, ScarJo, Anne Hathaway, Marilyn Monroe, Taylor Swift, and a pirate, you'd get Queen Maeve. Totally hot, totally powerful, totally good at invading your lands and taking your stuff. Maeve is in quite a few stories—like that super famous epic about the Brown Bull of Cooley—and it's not always easy to tell if she's a good guy or a bad guy. Easier things to deduce? She loves dudes, she loves fighting, and she's kind of a klepto. Maeve is the Queen of Connacht, and she wants your (family) jewels.
Queen Maeve, Marvelous Maeve, Maeve of the Friendly Thighs (not kidding)
If my nephew hadn't murdered me? Tara or Cruachain
Queen of Connacht
You don't need school when you have good looks, money, and a huge military presence.
I bow only to myself
Eochaid Feidlech (father) and Cruacha (mother)
Clothra, Eithne, Mugain (sisters), the Three Finns of Emain Macha (triplets/brothers)
With Ailill: Seven sons named Maine and three daughters: Finnabair, Faife, and Cainder
Who needs friends when you can have lovers?
Connor (Conchobar) mac Nessa (my former husband)
Married to: Connor mac Nessa (I left him—and he hasn't gotten over it)
"You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it."
The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli
Heads Will Roll by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Bantering with my husband
I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt