Math is a doting uncle—sometimes, too much so. He lets his nephews get away with almost anything, except when they turn really, really bad. After all, family’s all you’ve got! Math loves going to war, but also doesn’t mind staying home—that’s when he rests his feet in a virgin’s lap. He thinks it’s a pretty sweet way to be king of Gwynedd.
“Trickery and treachery are the practices of fools that have not the wits enough to be honest." -Benjamin Franklin.
“Oh, oh, oh It's magic, you know Never believe it's not so.” -Selena Gomez, “Magic”
“My uncle's dying wish—he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.” -Rodney Dangerfield
“...I'm not a liar, I'm not manipulative and I don't stab you in your back because I will stab you in your chest.” -NeNe Leakes
Books
Sophocles - Antigone Family betrayal is the worst. James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier - My Brother Sam is Dead Suzanne Collins - The Hunger Games What life was like after Goewin was attacked by my nephews. Ugh. Ursula K. LeGuin - A Wizard of Earthsea William Shakespeare - Hamlet This guy had serious problems, and I’m one to talk. J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone I was this kinda kid once. Andrew Hunter -The Necromancer’s Nephew I don’t work with the dead, but we’re a magical family! Hans Christian Andersen - Andersen’s Fairy Tales J.R.R. Tolkien - The Two Towers Epic. Only word for it! George Orwell - 1984 I know this isn’t the way to run a government...except it would’ve been nice to have kept a better eye on my nephews.
