Math fab Mathonwy

Math fab Mathonwy

Math-ematician, Pre-Algebra

Male

Caer Dathyl

King of Gwynedd

I went to the Royal Academy of Awesomeness

Monarchist

My dad wasn’t around much, but his name was, obviously, Mathonwy. My mom was a bit out of it, so I didn’t really know her, either!

My sister, Don, is a lady of great renown. And she can throw a baseball like no one’s business.

None, but I raised my rascally nephews, Gwydion and Gilfaethwy, as if they were my own; not as close with my other nephews, Amaethon, Gofannon, and Nudd.

Goewin, Pryderi

Gwydion and Gilfaethwy, Lleu

Single and looking for a place to put my footsies

Ladies that aren’t tainted by my nephews that I can rest my feet on

Family Guy
The Addams Family
My fam’s slightly less morbid, but still weird.
I Love Lucy
Modern Family
I understand Jay’s problems as patriarch. It’s hard being king.

“Trickery and treachery are the practices of fools that have not the wits enough to be honest."
-Benjamin Franklin.

“Oh, oh, oh
It's magic, you know
Never believe it's not so.”
-Selena Gomez, “Magic”

“My uncle's dying wish—he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”
-Rodney Dangerfield

“...I'm not a liar, I'm not manipulative and I don't stab you in your back because I will stab you in your chest.”
-NeNe Leakes

Sophocles - Antigone
Family betrayal is the worst.
James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier - My Brother Sam is Dead
Suzanne Collins - The Hunger Games
What life was like after Goewin was attacked by my nephews. Ugh.
Ursula K. LeGuin - A Wizard of Earthsea
William Shakespeare - Hamlet
This guy had serious problems, and I’m one to talk.
J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
I was this kinda kid once.
Andrew Hunter - The Necromancer’s Nephew
I don’t work with the dead, but we’re a magical family!
Hans Christian Andersen - Andersen’s Fairy Tales
J.R.R. Tolkien - The Two Towers
Epic. Only word for it!
George Orwell - 1984
I know this isn’t the way to run a government...except it would’ve been nice to have kept a better eye on my nephews.

Fiona Apple - “Criminal”
Sad to say, but this is what my nephews are.“Mary Don’t You Weep”
Aretha Franklin - “Respect”
This is what Goewin should have gotten!
The Who - “My Generation”
Tina Turner - “What’s Love Got to Do With It”
Sister Sledge - “We are Family”
No matter what, my nephews and niece and their families are my fam.
MGMT - “Kids”
Gloria Gaynor - “I Will Survive”
Goewin’s motto now. I’ll help her live a happy life.

The Nephew
The Fan and the Flower
Magic like this is fun with flowers. Witness Blodeuwedd.
Golden Boy
Lleu is my fam’s golden boy. Love him!
Betrayal
The Color of Magic
I used this as my inspiration for my magic tricks.
Magic Magic
My illusions are just as good as theirs.
The Family
The Royal Tenenbaums

Good kids
Wild animals
Tightly-knit families
Magic wands
Footrests

Genealogy
Shamanism
Hedonics
Floristry
Parthenology

Betrayed by Love
I Love My Nephew
My Own Family Stabbed Me in the Back
Got a Footrest? I Need a New Maiden for That!
Family Betrays and Luvs You