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Pandora, the first woman ever, is responsible for the biggest oops of all time. In fact, people blame her for every bad thing that's ever happened. You see, way back in the day, she opened a jar full of evil and suffering, letting all that nastiness fly out into the formerly perfect world. Luckily, Hope was chilling in the jar, so humanity still has a little something to get us though the day. Even though Pandora gets a bad rap, it's not really her fault. Zeus had Hephaestus make her out of clay and gave her the jar full of nastiness, knowing full well what she would do. In a way, it was all a total set up, right? It's okay, Pandora—we forgive you.
"All Giving," "All Gifts," Trouble
First Woman Ever in the World (It was a tough job, and I kind of messed it up… oops)
They didn't have schools back when I was alive
Down with Zeus
I was molded from clay by Hephaestus—does that count?
Pyrrha. And I guess since I was the first woman, all humans are kind of descended from me.
Only my husband Epimetheus and my daughter Pyrrha like to hang out with me.
Pretty much everybody hates me, because I accidentally let evil and suffering into the world.
Married to Epimetheus
"Curiosity killed the cat."
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath (I picked this up because the title reminded me of my stupid jar. But I totally understand Esther's depression—it's really sad being me.)
Only Girl (In the World) by Rihanna
Pottery (Kind of a love/hate relationship here)
First Women on Earth (I'm actually the only member)