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Serqet may not be one of the Big Names in Egyptian mythology, but she's got a number of jobs that keep both gods and mortals safe. If she decided to skip out on work just once, all sorts of crazy stuff would go down. She holds a giant chain around the neck of Apep (or Apophis) every night to stop him from eating Ra and his boat of dead people. She's one of the Egyptian goddesses you invoke if you want to be a doctor or do some fancy magic. Legend even has it that Serqet's loyalty to Isis protects women who enter certain temples from being stung by scorpions. But ladies: we don't suggest you test this theory.
Serket, Selket, Scorpion Lady
The Delta, Lower Egypt
Manager (of Scorpions and the nightly Snake Rodeo in Duat)
Delta School of Magic & Medicine
Ra is my king
Ra (I'm pretty much guessing who my dad is, and I haven't a clue about my mom. But that's kind of the trend, so nobody judges)
Um, see "Relationship Status"
Isis, Nephthys, Neith
Nehebkau (he's, uh, either my beau or my son, depending on who you ask)
Gents, though I'm not an especially "active pursuer"
Adventure Time! (Princess Bubblegum is a rad science lady in a magical kingdom. Girl is legit.)
"Because we focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion."
Swamplandia! by Karen Russell (Thirteen-year old Ava Bigtree wrestles alligators every day. She's a kindred spirit.)
Bad Man's World by Jenny Lewis
The Departed (I spend a lot of time in the underworld. And, okay, I love crime films)
Marie Laveau (the Voodoo Queen)