Uranus vs. Gaia, Kronos, and the Titans

Case Description: Complainant (Uranus) accuses Defendants (Gaia, Kronos, and the Titans) of assault. When Uranus imprisoned the Cyclopes and the Hekatonkheires deep inside of Gaia and refused to let them out, Gaia took revenge. She had her Titan children hold him down, while the youngest Titan, Kronos, castrated him.

Case Status: Dismissed on grounds that Uranus is a butthead.