Abnormal Return

  

Joe's Car Wash produced fifty-grand in profits every year for the last decade, before being bought by a guy named Walter White. In its first year under new management, it amazingly did $812,000 in profits. What on earth did Walter do that made the car wash so profitable? Well, that $812,000 was an abnormal return, and should Walter want to someday sell the car wash, he would have to discount this abnormality with a high-discount for risk and, well...criminality. Unless, of course, they legalize meth production for car washes in New Mexico sometime soon.

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