Account Balance
  
How much I gots? Yeah. It's a bank account balance check. Last month I had $1,111.11 in there. Easy number to remember. I spent $500 on crapola this month, and wrote a check from my bank account to the kindly, loving payment people at Visa. I should have 611.11 as my account balance now. So...why do I have $612.11? Where'd that extra dollar come from? Interest. I got a whopping dollar of interest for leaving my money sit in Bank of America this month. I'm going to celebrate and buy with it, um...a stick of gum.