Actuary

Think: The Insurance Whisperer. You're the one who stares at reams of data, consults a shaman, stares into a crystal ball and determines that, for next year, you shall use 87.2 as the life expectancy of a white female Democrat who doesn't smoke, but does knit.

The actuary is the guru who assesses risk for the insurance industry. Do it well, and you end up as a minion of Warren, GEICO, and the rest of the highly paid gang.