American Bankruptcy Institute - ABI

Either the name of the country’s worst business school, or its largest association of bankruptcy professionals. Since the second thing appears on their website, we’ll go with that.

Founded in 1982 (just like Nicki Minaj), the ABI boasts 12,000 members covering such professions as judges, bankers, professors, accountants, turnaround specialists and (our personal favorite) auctioneers. Complete the following joke: "a banker, an accountant and an auctioneer walk into a bar..."