Anti-Boycott Regulations

Anti-Boycott Regulations. Noun, verb, and trendy new curse phrase. The frustrating inability to drive all ex-boyfriend’s (hence the BOY) friends away in droves after a nasty breakup because he is a total jerk wad who deserves to take a long bath in rotten pea soup.

Enough being anti-boy...onto anti-boycott...these regulations are meant to keep companies in line with U.S. foreign policy. In short, the U.S. doesn’t want you to join a boycott effort against (and supported by) another country that it isn’t on board with. As noted by Export.gov (2016), these laws also prevent companies from discriminating based on where a person is from, whether a person is male or female, or which religion he or she is affiliated with.

If these laws are violated, you will need to milk the cash cow to pay off the massive fines (and possible imprisonment) that you will receive. But we know you’re a cool cat. You hate discrimination as much as we do.