Bankable Funds

Finance a la shmoop what is a cosigner? well it's just this oh wait

that goes in the trigonometry video people why don't you do this all right [Man discussing trigonometry]

never mind cosigner it's this... okay all right we're in finance so a cosigner is

this there we go it's your mom you really wanted that

condo with the nice view of the park the cool arts district and the local dentist [Dentist office building]

office nearby for some weird reason but the building owners just didn't trust

you alone to make the payments yourself which makes sense given that you're a

part-time barista who takes at least one sick day every week you blame them so [Sick days marked on calendar]

your condo dream seems a well a bit out of reach luckily for you the bomb

or Bank of mom came in handy when she co-signed the loan along with you all [Mum signing loan agreement]

right what does that co-signing mean well it means that you are the first one

obliged to pay the monthly payments on your loan but if you don't well then the

Bank of America way bigger than the bank of mom can come after mom and she is

directly legally obligated to pay the loans that you promised - hey so yeah

you got your condo dream but mom's living quarters aren't so spacious yeah [Mum laying in a car backseat]

well you made her co-sign for your deadbeat self hanging her butt up to dry

and now she's well enjoying the view from her SUV parked on the curb of the [SUV window winds down and Mum appears]

road outside the dentist hang in there mom you'll get a better

parking lot slot with a view someday