Custodial Care

No, it’s not when the janitor can tell by the large number of Twinkie wrappers in your trash that you need a hug.

It’s about taking care of people who have become physically or mentally incapacitated.

Think: nursing homes. Custodial care consists of the non-medical help you might get when you're finally old enough to revert back to the diaper stage. It's assisted eating, assisted bathing, and assisted finding what channel is showing reruns of NCIS.