Designated Beneficiary

Well, in Latin, “bene” is “good.” So this is like…a good place to catch fish?

Well…close. Not really.

But being a beneficiary is good. It means you...get stuff. Like, if you're the beneficiary of Weird Uncle Joe’s will...then you get his odd collection of hairballs shaped like U.S. presidents…and $32,269.32.

In essence then, you are the beneficiary. You are the one set up to benefit financially by the death of someone who wanted to favor you with their assets...when they had passed on to the great beyond. Where, uh…hairballs fall like candy...