Evergreen Funding
  
It's always there. It's ever...green. Always available. Money any time, any place, any way you need it. Ever bloomin' there.
Think: Military dough for bullets.
Think: Wasted dough for political pork that Congressmen deploy to get re-elected.
Or, for a business in the private sector, think: dough to buy replacement pods for the Keurig in the break room. Hold out on this expense...and watch your work force quickly break into a riot. Your employees need their Green Mountain Dark Roast.