Like getting rich, but hate doing "real" work? Got a bunch of money to bet on stocks, but have no clue what tech IPO to buy into?

Then the highly illegal, but poorly regulated crime of insider trading is for you. Just find yourself a pal who is a feeling-underpaid secretary or janitor at Goldman Sachs, and start leaving cash in envelopes under park benches (do not use Venmo or give away baseball tickets). Then wait for a stock ticker symbol on a Post-It note to arrive on a subway car seat way out in Yonkers.

You’ll want to buy that stock, because another, larger company is about to do so by using an excessive amount of debt (or other peoples' money). But don’t get too greedy. If you’ve only been making $900 a roll with every "stock sell," the SEC will get suspicious about five-figure gains in two weeks.

Insider trading is the trading on information that isn’t known to the public. So...let’s say that your buddy at Goldman knows that an airline company is going to get purchased next week, and he tells you because he worked on the merger. Neither he nor you can now own the stock. You shouldn’t/can't buy it, comment on it, or even look cross-eyed, saying nothing if someone asks you about it.

The SEC is in charge of investigating and charging white-collar criminals who bilk investors out of billions from insider trading.

The Securities and Exchange Act of 1934 (the '34 Act) made it illegal to use inside information to trade stocks. Since people could make a lot of money with insider information and thought they wouldn't get caught (who's going to know I overhead the CEO of Big Company talking about a merger in a Denny's washroom?), some folks pretty much ignored the law.

The 1988 law was basically Congress saying, "We're really serious about this." The 1988 legislation added some hefty penalties if you get caught.

People still trade on insider information though and seemingly only rarely get caught. Cynically, everyone knows that if you make a huge bet on a roulette wheel, and it happens to stop at the exact moment it hits your number, well, you're probably cheating. And for a long time, everyone knew that people who had important information, or "insider info," would probably be the first people to put their fingers into the proverbial roulette wheel to their own profit.

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Finance: Why Do Companies Buy Back Their...20 Views

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And finance allah shmoop why do companies buy back their

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own stock Well sometimes wall street simply gets it wrong

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Investors place of value on a company based on whatever

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price its stock is trading at and when investors do

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get it wrong on the low side cos they're usually

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the first to realize the disconnect and they're usually wise

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to proactively take advantage of it in buying back their

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own stock That's the basic quick and dirty But the

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details answer for why companies buy back their own stocks

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a bit more complex companies who have excess cash used

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to just pay a dividend and when they still had

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more cash than they needed for upgrading those smelting plants

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and improving their assembly line efficiency and perfecting the quality

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of their pooper scoopers while they simply up to their

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dividend But then tax laws changed Basically tax rates went

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higher Acme hemorrhoid cream supply company makes a billion dollars

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in operating profit a year and it pays three hundred

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million bucks in taxes to net seven hundred million dollars

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in earnings but then pays three hundred million dollars in

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dividends back to shareholders but then shareholders pay tax on

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that three hundred million well in california for example shareholders

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would pay something like one hundred million dollars in taxes

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on those three hundred million in dividend distributions so the

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company just earned a billion box and four hundred million

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of it went back to the government well eventually companies

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and individuals got sick of such a heavy tax burden

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So instead of paying out taxable dividends companies began using

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that excess cash to buy back their own stock Instead

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buy backs are not taxed so that entire three hundred

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million dollars that might have gone out for dividends had

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the company used it all for buybacks would be some

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thirty percent more efficient Keep in mind that buying back

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stock shrinks the pie of ownership That is if a

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company has two hundred fifty million shares outstanding and earned

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five hundred million bucks in a year each year for

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five years But each year the company bought back ten

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million shares than at the end of those five years

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The company would have just two hundred million shares out

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standing while still earning the same five hundred million bucks

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Initially the company was earning two dollars a share about

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with fewer shares that two dollars per share grew to

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fifty a share So even on flat earnings the company

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was able to grow its earnings per share just by

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buying back its own stock So yeah all of this

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is nice and can work well if the company trades

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at a low price to earnings Multiple low means that

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the company believes it will be around for the next

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fifty years or so It earns a dollar share and

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trades for ten dollars a share and has no debt

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and is growing revenue steadily it in a five six

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seven Eight percent a year and lives in an industry

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which this year for some stupid reason is out of

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favor with young wall street investors So the stock which

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used to trade a twenty five times earnings now trades

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at only ten times and with the company believing it'll

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still grow earning sizably in the future at ten times

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this year's earnings nine times next years and eight times

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the following year's earnings the company looks like a bargain

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if the's low multiples So let's say a company has

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no cash and no debt and will earn a dollars

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Share this year in trades for ten bucks a share

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Well if it took half of its earnings to buy

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back stock and if the stock price stated ten bucks

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and the earning stayed flat at a buck a share

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well they'd have fought back the entire company in twenty

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years In reality with fewer shares and even just flat

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earnings i'ii earnings that aren't growing a company's stock price

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would almost always go up So in a sense this

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is a way for a company to force ah higher

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stock price or force wall street to recognize its value

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So all of this is great In theory the reality

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is that many companies think they're better than they really

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are and spend billions buying back their own stock at

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twenty bucks a share after it fell from eighty on

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ly to see the stock Ten bucks a share two

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years later the wall street pros do nothing all day

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over even figure out the trends that shaped stock prices

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in the future So it's a rare company that can

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see that vision more clearly than the droves of professional

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investors all around him of course there's a second possibility

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