Last Will And Testament

It was your final disposition of your dough. You wrote it on paper. That paper, properly witnessed and sealed and prepared by your lawyer was your testament to a lifetime of work that produced your estate, comprising 3 gold pianos, 47 wigs, a royalty stream of $38,500 a month, 2 homes and a spate of glow in the dark goldfish. Your last will and testament spelled out how you'd leave your estate to your 3 grandkids, Elton 1, Elton 2 and Elton 3. So goodbye, yellow brick will.