Quick-Rinse Bankruptcy

You couldn't pay your debts. You were not a Lannister. You lost everything. Your company borrowed more than it could pay back. And you went into receivership and then bankruptcy. The judge controlled the fate of your 1,000 workers. And he wanted them to keep working. So he performed a debt-ectomy, quickly rinsing your company of those debts, paying off the few creditors he could and then returning the company to operations, telling the banks, "Too bad for you" when they wanted to collect all of their principal and accrued interest.

He bought everyone a "That's How The Cookie Crumbles" t-shirt.