Recessionship

Take a look out the window. What’s the weather like? Recessionary? If so, you might want to check yourself and your relationships. In case they turned into recessionships without you even noticing.

A recessionship is a relationship that’s changed as the result of a recession. For Lindsay and Tobais, this isn’t a great thing. You see, these two lovebirds thought that “Opposites attract, right?” And they were wrong. They were thinking about separating right when the recession hit. Now, for economic reasons, they’re staying together. Out-of-work Tobias is now relying on trust-fund Lindsay for shelter, utilities, food, and hair plugs until the bulls take over the bears. This is a not-so-great recessionship.

For Morty and Jessica, the recession was a great thing. They’d both been working stressful, long-hour jobs. With the recession, they’ve been spending a lot more time at home and less time out and about. Their recessionship brought them closer...a reality check of sorts.

When life hands you lemons...or a recession...lemonade is always the answer.