Tip From A Dip

A sign that there was a disfiguring accident at the plant that made your guacamole? A bad date that you let go way too far?

Nope. It’s actually a term for getting bad stock advice.

Your meathead dolt of a cousin starts telling you that you should invest in the company that makes the protein shakes he likes to drink before his iron-pumping sessions. You ignore him for a while, but his sheer tenacity overwhelms you. You buy some shares. The next day, the FDA announces they are shutting the company down. Your investment tanks. Tip from a dip.