United Nations - UN

Sort of the ultimate dysfunctional reality show family. Yes, we all live on one big, blue marble. But the UN went from being the apple of a suite of visionary eyes to existing today as a kind of anemic, corrupt shadow of its former self.

How'd it get there? The world is poor. Poor countries want money. They can be bought. And they were. So everyone...from the wealthiest to the poorest...has a more or less equal say in things. And, as a result, lots of UN votes simply fit along various party lines, without a whole lot of thought given to long-term consequences of bad gestures.

Can we maybe rename it DisUnited Nations? Or United Corruptors of Nations? Or how about just Bob?