Valium Picnic

Who doesn’t love a good picnic? Especially ants? We’ll tell you: traders who would rather be watching the bears and the bulls than the birds and the bees.

A valium picnic is when stock markets and other markets are closed since it’s a market holiday, or on very slooowww trading days that show little movement. If you didn’t know, valium makes you verrryyy calm and sleeeeppppyyyy.

In the U.S., common valium picnics happen on New Year’s Day, MLK Jr. Day, Good Friday, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and so on.

Just hang in there, dear trader.