Florida State University

About Me

Intro

Let me be honest. I'm not really the fancy type. I believe in function over fashion, I'd rather relax than stress out, and I'd rather chill outdoors than be cooped up in my house all day.

Don't underestimate me, though. I rank among the top fifty public institutions in the country because I'm clever. So if you like keeping things simple while getting intellectual, then you and I are going to get along just fine.

I hang out with a diverse group of people: lifelong Floridians, EDM broskis, hipsters, backpack rappers, Southern belles—you name 'em, I got 'em. We might be living in the middle of nowhere in sleepy North Florida, but you don't have to look far to find a friendly face or new BFF.

And I'm pretty easy on the eyes, if I do say so myself.

Name

My friends know me as Chief Osceola, leader of the legendary Seminole Nation.

Hometown

Tallahassee, FL, a.k.a Tallanasty, but you didn't hear that from me. Oh, and I'm the closest you can get to Georgia within Florida state lines.

Birthdate

1851

Body Type

Some might call me pleasantly plump. With nearly 42,000 students, I'm not the largest public university in the nation, but I'm pretty close.

Current Living Situation

My students can spend a few years on campus in both single room and apartment-style dorms. But they never feel at home until they're settled into one of the many old, quirky, and, most importantly, inexpensive houses scattered around campus.

Relationship Status

My little brother—a chubby, reptile-looking dude who lives in Gainesville—thinks he's all that. Most people know I'm way more fun to hang out with, though.

Politics

I can see both sides. On one hand, living in Florida's capital makes me a beacon for proud conservatives. On the other hand, I wasn't named the "Berkeley of the South" in the '60s for nothing.

You should apply to me if...

you love to learn, but aren't afraid to get your hands dirty along the way.

Website

http://www.fsu.edu