Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Introduction Introduction


Release Year: 1989

Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi

Director: Joe Johnston

Writer: Stuart Gordon, Brian Yuzna, Ed Naha, and Tom Schulman

Stars: Rick Moranis, Amy O'Neill, Robert Oliveri


Honey, I Shrunk the Kids has all the trapping of a horror movie—a distracted dad turns his normal-sized children into creatures so small they're capable of being terrorized by lawnmowers, brooms, and water droplets. If you add some gruesome special effects and replace the zany soundtrack with something by John Carpenter, you'd end up with something closer to The Fly than The Brady Bunch.

But somehow—through a combo of charming casting, adorable ants, sweet young love, and suburban values—Honey, I Shrunk The Kids manages to be cute rather than creepy and heart-warming rather than horrific.

We know; it sounds unlikely that you'd say "Aww" instead of "Ahhh!" about a movie that features a cooked turkey the size of a VW Bug and bees the size of Cessna airplanes.

But Honey, I Shrunk the Kids was an unlikely success from the get-go. Written by a crew of hardcore Lovecraft fanboys under the original title Teenie Weenies (which is so awful we can't even make a joke about it) the film was seen by Disney as throwaway project with little chance for success.

Fast-forward $222 million at the box office, however, and they changed their tune.

Through the efforts of visual effects-focused director Joe Johnston and an amazing performance by comedic genius Rick Moranis (he is the Keymaster) this strange film captured the imagination of kids the world over. Given how enticing the concept of seeing the world from an ant's eye view is, however, it makes a lot of sense to us just how stupendously successful this movie turned out to be.

Bonus: This silly film about shrink rays is also all about the idea of family. We meet two families (both alike in lack of dignity)—the Szalinskis and the Thompsons.

Wayne Szalinski is uber-focused on his latest invention (we'll let you guess what it is), and his wife and children feel unnoticed and unloved. Big Russ Thompson is the Papa Bear of his disjointed clan and he constantly pressures his kids into following in his super-macho, sports-loving footsteps.

The result is a film that touches on issues faced by anyone who's ever had a father, mother, or sibling. It touches on teenage romance. It touches on feelings of inadequacy. It touches on feelings of disconnection.

And—yes—it touches on what it might be like to be terrifyingly dwarfed by a single Cheerio.

  
 

Why Should I Care?

Yes, we know—Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is a silly little movie.

But if you think that there's nothing going on underneath the hood, then you're more shortsighted than the businessmen who didn't see potential in Wayne Szalinski's shrink ray.

Putting aside the film's examination of the way we interact with our mothers, fathers, little brothers, and older sisters, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is an amazingly well put-together film. (And we're not even just talking about the visual effects, which hold up incredibly well for a movie made in 1989.)

That's because every single character in the film goes through a fully rounded story arc. Big Russ learns to accept his kids as individuals. Wayne learns that there's more to life than work. Amy learns that being popular isn't the most important thing in the world.

Even the non-human characters—Quark the dog and Antie the (unimaginatively named) ant—are fully-rounded characters who grow and change over the course of this briskly paced movie. In an era where three-hour long films are woefully bereft of characterization and plot structure, it might blow your mind how much meat the filmmakers stuff into a slight, ninety-minute frame. You might even say that they...shrunk it down to size. (Low hanging fruit—we couldn't resist.)

So yes: Even though Honey, I Shrunk The Kids dials the zany up to eleven and doubles down on mad scientist jokes, you shouldn't dismiss it as mere fluff.

You should consider it to be fluff of the highest (and highest-grossing) quality: the kind of movie that's made its way into the cultural consciousness through a dynamic combo of adept storytelling and wild inventiveness.