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"Bam!"Source: Emeril Live | Speaker: Emeril Lagasse

"Here it is, your moment of Zen."Source: The Daily Show | Speaker: The Daily Show

"Here's Johnny! (Tonight Show)"Source: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson | Speaker: Ed McMahon

"Is that your final answer?"Source: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire | Speaker: Regis Philbin

"It's a really big show tonight!"Source: The Ed Sullivan Show | Speaker: Ed Sullivan

"Ladies and gentlemen…The Beatles!"Source: The Ed Sullivan Show | Speaker: Ed Sullivan

"Smile! You're on Candid Camera."Source: Candid Camera | Speaker: Allen Funt

"Two thumbs up."Source: Siskel & Ebert & the Movies | Speaker: Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert

"Who are you wearing?"Source: Joan Rivers, on the red carpet | Speaker: Joan Rivers