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Sympathy Quotes

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Mitt Romney
"And they brought us whole binders full of women."
Source: 2012 Presidential Debate | Speaker: Mitt Romney
Hannah Horvath
"Any mean thing someone's gonna think of to say about me, I've already said to me, about me. Probably in the last half hour."
Source: Girls | Speaker: Hannah Horvath
Kelso
"Burn!"
Source: That '70s Show | Speaker: Kelso
Piper Chapman
"By all means, attribute my legitimate feelings of sadness to menses."
Source: Orange Is the New Black | Speaker: Piper Chapman
Herman Melville
"Call me Ishmael."
Source: Moby-Dick | Author: Herman Melville
Bert Gordon
"Eddie, you're a born loser."
Source: The Hustler | Speaker: Bert Gordon
Cast of Rent
"Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. How do you measure, measure a year?"
Source: Seasons of Love | Speaker: Cast of Rent
Joseph Welch
"Have you no sense of decency, sir?"
Source: McCarthy Hearings | Speaker: Joseph Welch
Bob Dylan
"How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry?"
Source: Blowin' in the Wind | Speaker: Bob Dylan
Pam Swynford de Beaufort
"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems."
Source: True Blood | Speaker: Pam Swynford de Beaufort
Cole Sear
"I see dead people."
Source: The Sixth Sense | Speaker: Cole Sear
Navin R. Johnson
"I was born a poor black child."
Source: The Jerk | Speaker: Navin R. Johnson
Lincoln Rice
"I was so worried I baked a whole cake. And then I ate a whole cake."
Source: Broad City | Speaker: Lincoln Rice
Anna Scott
"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
Source: Notting Hill | Speaker: Anna Scott
Dante Hicks
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Source: Clerks | Speaker: Dante Hicks
Tina Belcher
"If you need me, I'll be down here on the floor. Dying."
Source: Bob's Burgers | Speaker: Tina Belcher
Christine Daae
"In sleep, he sang to me. In dreams, he came. That voice which calls to me and speaks my name."
Source: The Phantom of the Opera (1986 Musical) | Speaker: Christine Daae
Jerry Seinfeld
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Jerry Seinfeld
Valerie Cherish as Aunt Sassy
"Note to self: After a long day at work, I don't need to see that!"
Source: The Comeback | Speaker: Valerie Cherish as Aunt Sassy
Nefretiri
"Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool."
Source: The Ten Commandments | Speaker: Nefretiri
Jack Skellington
"Oh, there's an empty place in my bones that calls out for something unknown."
Source: Jack's Lament | Speaker: Jack Skellington
The Backstreet Boys
"Show me the meaning of being lonely"
Source: "Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely" | Speaker: The Backstreet Boys
Bette Midler
"Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you its only seed."
Source: The Rose | Speaker: Bette Midler
Buffy Summers
"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."
Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Speaker: Buffy Summers
Billy Collins
"The neighbors' dog will not stop barking."
Source: Another Reason Why I Don't Keep a Gun in the House | Author: Billy Collins
Charles Bukowski
"there's a bluebird in my heart that/ wants to get out/ but I'm too tough for him"
Source: Bluebird | Author: Charles Bukowski
Sergeant Joe Friday
"This is the city."
Source: Dragnet | Speaker: Sergeant Joe Friday
Night Ranger
"You're motoring. What's your price for flight?"
Source: "Sister Christian" | Speaker: Night Ranger