Sons of Mil
Sons of Mil
Basic Information
| Name | The Sons of Mil (better known as Eber Finn, Amergin, Eremon, Eber Donn, Colptha, and Ir) and Erannan |
| Nickname | The Milesians, the Spanish Sweeties, the Boys in Green |
| Sex | All dudes |
| Current city | We rule all of Ireland—not just one city. Eremon and Eber Finn split the north and south, but then Eremon killed Eber Finn and united the nation at the capital of Tara. |
Work & Education
| Occupation | Soldiers, bards, kings |
| Education | We learned from our dad. |
Beliefs
| Political views | Monarchists until the end. |
Family & Friends (& Enemies)
| Parents | Mil Espaine (the Soldier of Spain) and the Egyptian princess Scota. But Eber Donn's mother was the daughter of the king of Scythia; her name was Seang. |
| Siblings | Each other. |
| Children | Too many to count. Eremon's sons were Muime, Iriel Fail, Luigne, and Laigne, while Eber Finn's kids were Er, Feron, Orb, Conmael, and Fergna. |
| Friends | All good Irishmen |
| Enemies | The Tuatha de Danaan |
Relationships
| Relationship status | Some married, some not, but always happy for more companionship |
| Interested in | Ladies all over Ireland |
Favorites
| Quotations | "Each new generation born is in effect an invasion of
civilization by little barbarians, who must be civilized before it is too
late." -Thomas Sowell "In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abscess." -Dave Barry "If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." -Robin Williams "I have brothers, and that so-called boyish quality was something that I was deathly self-conscious about when I was younger." -Kristen Stewart |
| Books | Arthur Miller - All My Sons Our dad's favorite work of literature. Jean Craighead George - Julie of the Wolves William Golding - Lord of the Flies This is what happens when you leave bros alone. Thornton Wilder - Our Town Alexandre Dumas - The Three Musketeers There were a few more than 3 of us. James Joyce - Ulysses J.R.R. Tolkien - The Two Towers Bram Stoker - Dracula F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Diamond as Big as the Ritz Can't be as big as our conquest - Ireland! Gail Carson Levine - Ella Enchanted Who doesn't love a good fairy tale adaptation? |
| Music | Radiohead - "Fake Plastic Trees" We prefer real Irish green trees. Dean Brody - "Brothers" Led Zeppelin - "Stairway to Heaven" Woody Guthrie - "This Land Is Your Land" Is it ours or the Tuatha de Danaan's? Not sure. The White Stripes - "Conquest" Celtic Woman - "You Raise Me Up" We love her. Destiny's Child - "Say My Name" Bob Dylan - "Like a Rolling Stone" |
| Movies | Battle of the Year Who knew you could have dance and sword battles? Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith We all love Star Wars! Black Irish Hocus Pocus The Land Before Time X: the Great Longneck Migration They migrated... just like we did! But this is for kids only (but we tune in). Rocky Freedom Writers Olympus Has Fallen |
| TV Shows | 24 Spartacus: Gods of the Arena I never thought I'd love Romans, but this is awesome! Lost I hope the island they were on wasn't our Ireland. NCIS: Los Angeles |
Activities & Interests
| Likes | Brother bonding sessions Irish ladies Ireland—not Spain! Big, loud family reunions Wrestling matches |
| Dislikes | Composing epic ballads Conquering nations Building castles Counting our herds of cattle Subduing the Tuatha de Danaan |
| Interests | Migration studies Mythography Celtic studies Military history Genealogy |
| Groups | Bros Before Gardening Tools...Common Sense Fathers and Sons |