Banebdjed
Banebdjed
Who’s the ram headed god with the hottie chick squad? It’s Banebdjed. (Can you dig it?) This ancient Egyptian god’s got all the women, and is friends with all the men, because he’s the power of… well, you know. Call him ancient Viagra if you like, because Banebdjed’s all about sex, all the time. Oh yeah.
Basic Information
| Name | Banebdjed, Banebdjedet, Smendes |
| Nickname | Lord of Mendes, Ba of Osiris, Lord of the Djed-pillar, Old Goat, Ram Tough |
| Sex | Male (mm-hmm) |
| Current city | Djedet (Greek Mendes, modern Egyptian Tell el-Ruba) |
Work & Education
| Occupation | Being a very naughty god |
| Education | School of love, baby. Hatmehit taught me a thing or two, and so did Isis and Hathor… |
Beliefs
| Political views | I’m sure I had some, but I have no idea who they are |
Family & Friends (& Enemies)
| Siblings | none |
| Children | Horus the Younger, when I’m pretending to be Osiris |
| Friends | Isis, Osiris, Ra, Ptah |
| Enemies | Wintertime. Deserts. |
Relationships
| Relationship status | Hatmehit is my partner, but I love all the ladies. |
| Interested in | Women—big time. |
Favorites
| Quotations | “People often say that ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder,’ and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that you are the beholder. This empowers us to find beauty in places where others have not dared to look, including inside ourselves.” – Salma Hayek“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” – Billy Crystal“Who so firm that cannot be seduced?” – Shakespeare“There is beauty in everything. Just not everybody sees it.” – Andy Warhol“Get it on with me” – Marvin Gaye |
| Books | Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion Even the undead need love. Having a Coke with You by Frank O’Hara Sounds like a great afternoon to me. Kubla Khan by Samuel Taylor Coleridge A pleasure dome! What a great idea. The Song of Songs Even the Bible has some sexy time. Check it out! As You Like It by William Shakespeare Do what you like. Seedfolks by Paul Fleischman Gardens and love? Yes, please. The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne Man, Puritans sure were mean to each other. Poor Hester. Lady Chatterley’s Lover by D. H. Lawrence It’s not all about sex. Not that I’m complaining… |
| Music | I Need Your Love by Calvin Harris Nothing better than being with the one you love. California Gurls by Katy Perry (with Snoop Dogg) Tasty… but Egyptian girls are very pretty, too. Let’s Spend the Night Together by The Rolling Stones Something tells me Mick’s gotten more girls than I have. No fair. Love Rollercoaster by Red Hot Chili Peppers Baby you know what I’m talkin’ about. There is always some Barry White on the speakers at my house. Aw yeah…. Sex Machine by James Brown Get on up! Venus by Lady Gaga Who’s this Venus lady? Do I need an introduction? Get Lucky by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell Williams We’re up all night every night in Mendes. I Want to Hold Your Hand by the Beatles You know—to get things started. Foxy Lady by Jimi Hendrix My favorite song for my favorite fishy lady, Hatmehit. |
| Movies | Before Sunrise Hatmehit and I like to watch romances. We both liked this one. Casablanca Humphrey Bogart: What a guy. Les Miserables So sad and so beautiful! The Princess Bride This movie explains love—even if it is a kissing story. The Little Mermaid Even my fish goddess lady likes this one. Hotel Transylvania Just like in this movie, there’s nothing you can do if the zing of love gets you. Enchanted I’m not just about the sex, okay? I like a happy ending as much as anybody… and maybe I both cried a little at the end of this one. Dangerous Liaisons Warning: It’s very dangerous to play with love. |
| TV Shows | Sex and the City I never missed an episode. The Bachelor How do I get myself on this show? The Vampire Diaries Why do girls always fall for the dead guys? It’s like Osiris all over again. |
Activities & Interests
| Likes | Women Women More women Did I mention women? Watching the rain (We don’t get much in Mendes, and you can’t watch women all the time.) |
| Activities | Wandering on the beach at sunset Watching chick flicks with Hatmehit, Hathor, and Isis Cooking (everything except lamb and mutton) Drinking with Osiris (we love wine) Sailing up and down the Nile with friends |
| Interests | Sex counseling Infertility treatments Family planning Fashion Week Feminism (I really love women) |
| Groups | Ancient Egyptian Gods Egyptian Mythology Beauty Addicts St. Louis Rams Banebdjedet |