Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Helen? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. What are Helen's knees like?
Broken
Lumpy
Slenderest
Smooth
Q. What are Helen's feet like?
Cool
Warm
Hot
Size 11
Q. What is Helen's smile like?
A big goofy grin
Wan
Tight-lipped
Trick question; she never smiles.
Q. When will Greece finally love Helen?
When she's dead
When she comes home from Troy
When she apologizes
When she cuts her hair
Q. Whose daughter does the poem say Helen is?
God's
Aphrodite's
Shakespeare's
H.D.'s