The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. What does the whale think before dying?


It is a far better thing I do…
I've lived a good life
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
What about my kids?
Q. What does the bowl of petunias think before dying?


Oh no, not again
This looks like fun
I've never been to Venice
A bowl of petunias can't think.
Q. Veet Voojagig thinks there's a planet where…


People still read
Ballpoint lifeforms live
Racism no longer exists
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts build palaces
Q. How does Earth survive the Vl'hurgs and G'Gugvuntt invasion?


A small dog swallows the battle fleet
Earth was already destroyed by the Vogons
There never was a serious invasion, it's just a legend
Other aliens save the Earth so they can invade instead
Q. What happens to the inventor of the Infinite Improbability Drive?


He gets lynched by a mob of scientists
He disappears… improbably
He lives a life of luxury
He proves that God doesn't exist and gets killed at a crosswalk