James greets the new person, Michael, and gets his life story. They all laugh at Michael. At first he's mad, but then everyone tell stories, and everyone is laughing.
As James says, "[W]e are all awful" (4.2.32).
Joanne tells James that Lilly is okay. Joanne is surprised James was in a crack house and didn't touch anything.
Joanne lets James know that she'll schedule his confession for as soon as possible, and then he can leave for good.
Leonard is getting ready to go, and he tells James that he wants him to be his real son.
A man named Snapper picks up Leonard in a big ol' Benz.
James thanks Leonard for saving his life. Leonard says, "You saved your own life" (4.2.232).
James almost cries as Leonard drives away with his fist held high out the passenger window.
Miles has good news: his wife came around and decided to enroll in the family program.
James calls his parents and tells them he'll be leaving in two days.
Then James writes his inventory: page after page after page about all the terrible things he's done. ("I recorded over Project Runway on the DVR… I bought white chocolate Reese's instead of regular ones. I'm a fan of a Cleveland sports team…")