Back at the prison, Clarissa's in a bit of a bind. Sally and Polly, the two lovely prostitutes, say they're happy to take her back to Mrs. Sinclair's.
Clarissa gets about as rude as Clarissa can get in turning
them down. That is to say, she's not very rude.
When Belford appears on the scene, Clarissa's looking very
pure in an all-white outfit. She thinks he's another one of Lovelace's pawns.
It takes some serious wheedling, but Belford finally
convinces Clarissa to let him take her back to her lodgings. That is to say, not Lovelace's
place.
Back at the ranch, Clarissa's not doing so hot. She's
basically on death's door.
Belford hires a doctor dude named Mr. H. to come check
Clarissa out, but she's a lost cause. Even though she's totally broke, Clarissa
wants to pay everyone who has helped her.
She sells her diamond ring and some clothes to pay Mr. H.,
because she's just that conscientious.
In parallel story land, Belford visits his old friend
Belton. Remember that guy? He's the one whose mistress hung him out to dry.
Turns out he's about to die, too. The guy can't catch a
break.
Mr. Hickman, Anna's guy, pays a little visit to Lovelace. He
somehow still thinks he can salvage this thing by making Lovelace marry
Clarissa.
Lovelace gets all dramatic and says only Death can marry her
now. Whatever you say, weirdo.
Belford gets Clarissa all set up in a slightly nicer lodging
situation at Mrs. Smith's.
Clarissa's definitely preparing for death. Everyone who sees
her can't help but think that she's got an angel kind of thing going on.
She even writes to Anna that she's ready to accept Death as
her suitor.
Anna writes to Arabella to let her know the low-down, which
is most definitely a mistake, since sis is not the warm and fuzzy type.
Arabella refuses to reconcile with Clarissa, even though she
knows how bad things have gotten.
At least Clarissa is continuing to write a little bit.
Belford sends Lovelace some lines she's written in order to show him that the
girl's still got it.
In an epic showdown, Lovelace and Anna run into each other
at a ball. Does Anna punch him? Does she go all samurai on his smug little
face? Nope, she snaps her fan at him. You show him, girl!
Lovelace is still holding out hope that Clarissa might marry
him. He even thinks for a second that Clarissa might be pregnant with a little
Lovelace, because that would solve all of his problems.
Good news, everyone! Mr. Harlowe has removed his curse from
Clarissa. WHEW.
Mrs. Norton tries to get Mrs. Harlowe to accept her daughter
back, but the woman is cold-hearted.
Meanwhile, Clarissa is writing letters to try to gain the
forgiveness of her family. It's a no-go.
Clarissa gets Belford to sign on as the executor of her
will. She's dead serious about this dying thing. Lolllllllllll.