Snap to Bernard's yacht in the middle of the night. Nick is hiding in the lower hold library, scanning nautical novels (think Billy Budd).
Turkish buddy Mehmet joins Nick, wanting to avoid the ice cream sundaes being eaten off nude women.
The two discuss Colin feeling obligated to accept Bernard's offer to host this party since his dad is the largest minority investor in the Khoo company.
Soon enough, Colin joins, having snuck away with just a cherry. They hash through the weekend of debauchery that Bernard planned that none of them wanted.
Alistair joins the party with a flat white, says a girl fell overboard during oil-wrestling. (This party never gets old, does it?)
As the guys talk about where to get the best flat white, Colin wishes he weren't on the yacht at all.
Nick senses Colin sliding into a funk. He devises a plan to get them out that "won't offend anyone" (2.15.36).
Step one: Nick tells the yacht captain Colin has pancreatitis and he needs their coordinates to call for a medical evacuation. To force the captain's hand, Nick says he'll ruin his career and leave his dead friend's blood on his hands if he doesn't help. You go, Nick.
Step two: Helicopter arrives and Nick, Mehmet, and Alistair carry Colin on a stretcher onto the helicopter.
Step three: Lionel, Colin's cousin, tells Bernard that Colin has alcohol poisoning and to just keep partying so no one finds out that Colin got sick on Bernard's watch.
Step four: Bernard returns to the hot tub "without feeling guilty" (2.15.53).
Step five: The guys on the helicopter laugh and rejoice.
Where does the chopper go?
To Australia of course.
Six hours later, they're all sitting in the Australian desert looking at Ayers Rock, a sacred Aboriginal site, drinking flat whites.
Colin is perfectly happy with the new venue and "will never forget this" (2.15.67).