The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks Chapters 33-34
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- Frankie sends out an email around Halloween to all the Basset Hounds telling them to change the plans for Halloween: they're actually going to pull off a mission called "In the Ladies We Trust."
- Prior to that, the plan had been to fork the main quad so that when seen from above, it said "Beware the Basset."
- Instead, on Halloween, all the students and staff wake up to all the portraits in the buildings adorned with bras. Very mature.
- Even the statues and trees have been decorated, and the library dome is made to look like a giant boob.
- Frankie goes down to breakfast and feigns surprise with the rest of the students. They're all debating over the meaning of the prank.
- Matthew is really excited but of course doesn't tell Frankie that he was involved in any way.
- Alpha comes back from his yoga trip and goes to a Basset Hounds meeting while Frankie watches from the shadow like some creepy stalker.
- Frankie's expecting some real drama to go down as Alpha gets mad and accuses other people of impersonating him, but that's not what happens.
- Instead, Alpha plays along, as if he were the one who planned it the whole time. He just takes all the credit and then excuses himself.
- Frankie is surprised, but decides to raise the stakes of this game.